So what did we learn this week?
1. "If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about." --My Dad, and maybe, God.
2. If your husband tells you your cooking stinks (as in literally smells bad), you've probably just made a delicious dinner. At least he's never said something I cooked smelled like a vagina. Oh, wait, yes he has.
3. Health insurance is the devil. If only our skin was so strong.
4. Sweet potatoes deserve better than to be covered in marshmallows. And if you need me to do something for you, free food is a good bribe.
5. J'adore Grocery Store. In case you're wondering, the clothes I wear that I wore in high school are: a short gray wool skirt with two rows of buttons down the front and my Charlotte's Web t-shirt. I think that's all.
6. I probably ate a moldy muffin. But then again, who hasn't.
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Breakfast: Bacon, egg & cheese sandwich 52 cents
Snack: Banana 11 cents
Lunch: Taco soup 86 cents
Snack: Free brownie at a work function
Dinner: Free Taco Bell courtesy of the in-laws and a granola bar 47 cents
Total: $1.96
I had someone tell me that my feet smelled like Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteThe husband actually said, "I don't mean this in a bad way, but...." I realize I'm not a man, but when is food smelling like a vagina a good thing?
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