Terrible Movie Poster Quotes: The Revenant Edition

The Revenant is a beautifully done movie.  The cinematography is amazing. The supporting cast is great. Here are my terrible movie quotes. 

"The wilderness was really crowded!"

"Leonardo DiCaprio does excellent...with the material he's been given."

"Hugh Glass is the Energizer Bunny."

"Leonardo DiCaprio emotionally reenacts the tauntaun scene from Empire Strikes Back."

"Hugh Glass's and Jim Bridger's life stories are the stuff movies are made of, but not really this movie." 

Terrible Movie Poster Quotes: The Big Short Edition

We just saw The Big Short. We really enjoyed it, but it inspired me to write some terrible movie poster quotes.

"The best movie about the financial meltdown I've seen all year."

"McKay's movie about the financial crisis was more fun than the actual financial crisis."

"A great ensemble cast... I barely recognized Ryan Gosling."

"Steve Carell's finest and most emotional performance since Anchorman 2."

"Christian Bale is never better than when he's wearing some other guy's stanky shorts."